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An Interesting Email

Hey Bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog. And this following post is yet another one of those somewhat funny joke emails I received in my inbox the other day that was sent from a friend in one of those group emails that was forwarded from another friend and so on and so on and so on. And I thought this one kind of funny enough to post on this blog because hey, it’s less writing sometimes…..

Liars in Church

The Preacher finished the service one morning by saying,

“Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.

As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.”

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.

Looking out at the congregation he said:

“Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17.

If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.”

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Smiling, the preacher said, “You are the very people I want to talk to.

Mark has only 16 chapters

Have a great here on Earth Sunday day.

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An Interesting Email

Hey Bloggers, and this is one of those emails I received from a friend as one of those group emails that I thought was kind of funny so I thought to post it on this blog as follows. And this is one of those emails that could require a sense of humor. And so I thought to post this passage also because hey, it’s less writing sometimes in an attempt to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!”
My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t behave, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me IRONY: “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about STAMINA: “You’ll sit there ’till all your spinach is finished.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER: “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – Don’t Exaggerate!!!”
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: “Stop acting like your father!”
My mother taught me about ENVY: “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

Have a great seemingly funny passage day.

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Resimay

And the following is another one of those funny emails I received from a friend the other day who received it from somewhere. And this is hilarious to me. And these emails are great for content when I find myself running out of things to blah blog about in an attempt to maintain this blog whenever possible………

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

(And this was supposed to be the photo of some gorgeous hunk of a man in this space…..)

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Another Interesting Email

Hey bloggers, and this seems like one of those days. Whatever that day could be. And the following is another one of those emails that was sent to me that was sent from someone else that was sent from someone else and so on and so on and so on. And this email seems sort of funny, or at least it was meant to be jokes I guess.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift at all. When she
asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I
bought you last year!” And that’s when the fight started…..

My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?”I
replied “Dust”.
And that’s when the fight started…..

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with
what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.’The husband replies,
‘Well…. your eyesight’s damn near perfect!’ And that’s when
the fight started…..

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200in about 3
seconds.’I bought her a scale. And that’s when the fight started…..

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’It
warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.’Somewhere I
haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.So I suggested, ‘How about
the kitchen?’ And that’s when the fight started….

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?”No,’ she
answered.I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’She didn’t even
look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’So I said, ‘Then I’d
like to phone a friend.’ And that’s when the fight started….

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead,
she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream. And that’s when the fight
started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.’I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’He said,
‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”Nah, she can order for
herself.’ And that’s when the fight started…..

Have a great jokey day.

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An Interesting Email





Hey bloggers, and this is yet another one of those emails that was sent to me from someone who was sent to them from someone who was sent to them from someone and so on and so on and so on. And this email happens to be titled “Your Dirty Mind”. And I thought this email to be interesting to post those photos on this blog. And those photos above seem to be an illusion indeed. Have a great illusionary day.

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